Best jokes of Timothy Spock


 * "What did the tree say to the bush? I'm you, but taller!"
 * "What did the Stogre say to the girl? Let me sit on you!"
 * "Why did the Snowie eat a snow cone? Because he is a cannibal!"
 * "What did the dead soldier say to the living soldier? I'm dead!"
 * "Why am I dying? Because I got shot!"